Sketches of Life: A Joke --- Ai Yo....

Saturday, September 1, 2007

A Joke --- Ai Yo....

Hey guys...share with u a joke...
well...Just as I mentioned, i went to collect my new toy Nokia 6120 Classic last evening..and started mingling with it...

This phone has a unique function for the muslim...hmm...what's that u must be thinking...well..under "my box" there is this organisor..which I think..wow..cool...I can start writing or start an organisor there...and so I went in to explore...never did I realise its actually for muslims..there is the muslim's calendar..and their prayer time in diff part of the world and how to calculate..

Well..me a very devoted Christian and a non-muslim..of cuz doesnt need that..
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well..thats first part of my story...
then this morning..I was suppose to wake up at 7am to go to the open house at UNI SIM.. but I was way too tired..I changed my mind and decide to go only for the briefing at 2pm..so i need not wake up early...
However..here comes the joke...
In the mist of the nite..I dunno what time about 5am or so....
I was woke up by very noisy sound.....OOOOOOO....AHHHH.........BLAH BLAH BLAH....at first i thought i must be dreaming..but it just went on and on...
I had to force my eyes open to check out what sound is that....
Guess what...

Smart! haha..its the new Mobile Phone....Oh...No!!!! Its actually doing the Muslim's prayer...which some of u might have heard before if u live near a mosque how they sound when they pray....Oh...!!! Goodness.....cuz its time for their prayers..and I must have switched that button on accidently while exploring the phone last nite..thus waken up by the muslim mobile phone...Oh goodness...
only if they do a christian version I might be happier...
Realising its actually my Hp doing the "weird praying sound" i quickly shut it off...and climb back to my bed and continue to sleep...ZZzzzZZZ...

What a joke huh...
but seriously I dun wanna be waken up this morning by it again....I tried all way to explore how to turn of the alarm so it won't wake me up in the mist of my sleep to do muslim prayer anymore..
The designer for this hp must be a devoted muslim I think...
Pls..next time design one for christian..either with the Lord's prayer and with some nice Christian hymns perhaps...

:)
Did u laugh and roll on the floor?

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Final Destination of Everyone

Money often deceive us, leading us to forget we will die some day. Poor people will die, Rich people will also die.
In the bible, it says to the Rich, today your life will be taken from you, what will happen to the riches you have stored up for yourself.
So be Wise- store up for yourself treasures in heaven which never rot as it has eternal value.
Our stay in this world is but only max. hundred over years..
but compare to life in eternity after death, what seems long here is but only a grain in heaven.

My Zodiac

Angeline's Zodiac Sign - TAURUS

9 may Taureans never slap or sting. Rather, they creep up on you, affect you deeply and leave their indelible impression on your soul. Think of Taurus as a long sensual kiss. A huge tender bear hug. Or an eiderdown on a cold alpine night. Taureans are warm (but sometimes stodgy) customers.

Many Taureans work with their hands. Even if a Taurus is a computer expert and seems more cerebral than manual, nine times out of ten there is a hidden craft or hobby lurking behind the scenes. Taureans enjoy forging beautiful things from natural materials. In fact, they are attracted to all sorts of beauty. Music thrills them. Flowers enchant them. The countryside seduces them. And art is their natural habitat.

Taureans are forever building their own workshops and renovating barns and old churches. They are not only home-loving, they like to get their hands into the cement and slather on the plaster, if only for the tangible joy of playing in the mud.

Taureans do not take kindly to sudden change. They like to be wherever they are supposed to be when it is time to be there. Taureans readily adjust to routine and for that reason make fabulous employees. Precipitous and unexpected events requiring flexibility and resilience may cause Taureans to dig in their hooves and refuse to budge. Bulls are obstinate and determined to hold their ground. It is wiser not to try to talk Taurus out of a sulk. Just let him paw the earth and snort and seethe on his own. Take a tranquilizer and a walk. Soon, when the inevitable becomes blatantly inevitable, Taurus will budge of his own accord, come out of his sulk and go with the flow.

Sensuality belongs to Taurus. Wherever there is pleasure you will find a Taurean plunk in the middle of it all. They love to bask in the "good life." Taureans cannot resist the tug of the opposite sex. When an attractive newcomer arrives on the scene, count on Taurus to see to it that the outsiders have a drink, are made comfortable and have slipped Taurus a telephone number or two.

Taureans are amorous and romantic without being flighty or maudlin. They are tender and don't mind public displays of affection. Love and all of its expressions appeal to the Bull. Taureans can be counted on to stray a bit where sex is concerned, but they never flaunt their infidelities and usually avoid sticky extracurricular entanglements. If you love a Taurus, feed him.