Sketches of Life: I just remember another Joke

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

I just remember another Joke

Hi..as i looked thru my entire blog..
a joke came to my mind..
and of cuz the lead of the joke is me again...

One day I went to attend an early (Breakfast) Event organised by one of our English Christian suppliers...As it was as early as 8.30am I think...I had to wake up really early...and I was like half awake when my boss and his wife picked me up to go to that event..

As I reached the entrance of the event..guess what happened...
hahaha..
as mentioned its a breakfast event, actually the so-called a breakfast service to thank God for their new premises and also to introduce the new Publishing companies..
back to where I was..
since its a breakfast event..it has lots of nice delicious lookings pastery all over the place starting from the entrance...
It caught my eye of course..
but "Hey, what am i doing?" as I suddenly realised I was staring..STARING at the food for about 5 mins or so...which actually I wasn't...cuz I suddenly doze off..standing...then my soul came back..and wake me up..hahaha..looking as if i was so...craving for the food..till an extend the organisor came to me and say..dun be shy...go help urself with the food..
Oh Boy..its so ma lu...(embarassed)..
I am innocent..just caught dozing off while i looked at the food..which seriously..i wasn't that greedy..
Can u imagine that scene..
hahaha...

Hope u enjoy this joke..
Angel

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Final Destination of Everyone

Money often deceive us, leading us to forget we will die some day. Poor people will die, Rich people will also die.
In the bible, it says to the Rich, today your life will be taken from you, what will happen to the riches you have stored up for yourself.
So be Wise- store up for yourself treasures in heaven which never rot as it has eternal value.
Our stay in this world is but only max. hundred over years..
but compare to life in eternity after death, what seems long here is but only a grain in heaven.

My Zodiac

Angeline's Zodiac Sign - TAURUS

9 may Taureans never slap or sting. Rather, they creep up on you, affect you deeply and leave their indelible impression on your soul. Think of Taurus as a long sensual kiss. A huge tender bear hug. Or an eiderdown on a cold alpine night. Taureans are warm (but sometimes stodgy) customers.

Many Taureans work with their hands. Even if a Taurus is a computer expert and seems more cerebral than manual, nine times out of ten there is a hidden craft or hobby lurking behind the scenes. Taureans enjoy forging beautiful things from natural materials. In fact, they are attracted to all sorts of beauty. Music thrills them. Flowers enchant them. The countryside seduces them. And art is their natural habitat.

Taureans are forever building their own workshops and renovating barns and old churches. They are not only home-loving, they like to get their hands into the cement and slather on the plaster, if only for the tangible joy of playing in the mud.

Taureans do not take kindly to sudden change. They like to be wherever they are supposed to be when it is time to be there. Taureans readily adjust to routine and for that reason make fabulous employees. Precipitous and unexpected events requiring flexibility and resilience may cause Taureans to dig in their hooves and refuse to budge. Bulls are obstinate and determined to hold their ground. It is wiser not to try to talk Taurus out of a sulk. Just let him paw the earth and snort and seethe on his own. Take a tranquilizer and a walk. Soon, when the inevitable becomes blatantly inevitable, Taurus will budge of his own accord, come out of his sulk and go with the flow.

Sensuality belongs to Taurus. Wherever there is pleasure you will find a Taurean plunk in the middle of it all. They love to bask in the "good life." Taureans cannot resist the tug of the opposite sex. When an attractive newcomer arrives on the scene, count on Taurus to see to it that the outsiders have a drink, are made comfortable and have slipped Taurus a telephone number or two.

Taureans are amorous and romantic without being flighty or maudlin. They are tender and don't mind public displays of affection. Love and all of its expressions appeal to the Bull. Taureans can be counted on to stray a bit where sex is concerned, but they never flaunt their infidelities and usually avoid sticky extracurricular entanglements. If you love a Taurus, feed him.