Jokes to share

Just now went out with one of my darling(she)..and I told her a joke which happened to me yesterday..

I told her that when it happens that moment..I sms to my another darling(he) and told him about it..

This happened yesterday morning when i was on my way to work..
As I entered the train..I was resting with my back against the pole in the mrt..
then came in a man...talking on his mobile...
and the train begin to move after he steps in the train..
The man lost his balance..and our lips nearly met..
U know what was my expression...
just imagine this..
me leaning against the pole..
man steps in..
hands on mobile..
another hand i think carrying a briefcase
train moves..
he lost his balance ...falling toward me..
and his face almost collapse into mine..
and me...
stunt....
too shock to react...
open my eyes really wide..my eyes popping out staring at him...
praying God help...
dun let he fall kissing me..
Phew!!! of cuz it didnt ...
haha..thank God he after realising whats happening quickly pull his brake and u-turn..
Oh man..what a shock for the morning to start of the day...
Next thing I do is to pretend nothing happen and slowly move inside to the other side so that nothing of such will happen again..
Phew!!!
and he also pretend nothing happen and just walk away...
hmm..sound like what u always see in the movie or tv series huh..
Boys...
dun try doing this..
its so..low class..
but anyway..that man wasn't too bad looking..
looks like some kind of decent father of three..hee..
okie thats my joke..
if u have good imagination..
u would probably be laughing...
just now Joyce saw my expression and I show her how my expression was at the point of the nearly "kiss" moment...
and she laughed..cuz I showed her how my eyes grew big and almost popping out...and scary look..hahaha...

okie..a nice joke for the nite..
go and sleep..
specially cindy...the nite owl...
goodnite..
lights off..
haha..tomorrow I am off....